Showing posts with label canine horizons. Show all posts
Showing posts with label canine horizons. Show all posts
Canine Horizons: Reserve Yours Today!!!
The Ponydoodle!!
It would be wise to reserve your Ponydoodle now . . . this will be the hot new pet of the century!!
Chili, our new brown Ponydoodle foal fresh from the cabbage patch.
With the recent tremendous marketing of Poodle crosses, we thought a cross that had unique qualities not already found in the Poodle made more sense.
After long hours in the lab tinkering with the DNA, we have created a "doodle" which does not lessen the original.
(Note: A couple of "My Little Pony" toys accidentally fell in the gene splicer, hence the neon-pink hair.)
In addition to the traits of the Poodle, the Ponydoodle can be ridden by small children, mow your lawn, and can be maintained on either a meat-based diet or on hay and grain -- thereby cutting the cost of feed.
Reserve your Ponydoodle now !!!!!
Our Ponydoodles are between 21-24 inches tall. They have great dispositions and are patient with small children. They are highly intelligent, learn quickly, and are eager to please.
Ponydoodles are athletic and excel in such events as jumping, driving, obstacles, halter, and "liberty" classes (where the Ponydoodle is turned loose in a ring to perform to music).
Being somewhat stronger swimmers than their Poodle counterparts (occasionally wild Ponydoodles have been seen swimming the bay between Chincoteague and Assateague), Ponydoodles have also done remarkably well in duck retrieving trials.
Best of all, after a day in the pasture or working in the performance ring, Ponydoodles can curl up beside you on the sofa to watch T.V.
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