FINALLY figured out where I have been going wrong!
In retrospect, it seems so obvious.
Match.com? Nope? Yahoo personals? Uh-uh. E-Harmony -- puhleeze.
All this time, as Johnny Lee sang, looking for love in all the wrong places.
Here they all are, ripe for the picking, emotionally available, willing to relocate, tall, dark (or light) and handsome.
And gelded.
One of the best sites for true love you will ever find:
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